Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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