Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
