I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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