Sry I called you an 8
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
