HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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