You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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