hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
