working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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