it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My pussy is not your playground.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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