This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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