When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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