White coat. Heels.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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