My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
high people should be assigned attendants
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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