College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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