did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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