Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
