So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
