Already got asked if we're dating
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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