If that was your dad, he is hot
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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