after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He better not be in your backpack
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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