Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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