I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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