Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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