scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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