I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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