it hurts more in the daytime
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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