problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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