what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
grandma shit on top of the toilet
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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