You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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