she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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