I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
