when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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