I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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