You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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