my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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