Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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