tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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