Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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