STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
