i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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