i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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