how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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