Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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