I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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