Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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