Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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