I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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