if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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