i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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