Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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