How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
