i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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