What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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